Here’s a tip for all you cool dudes who like to wear your security badges on your belt.
Take your badge off your belt before you have a go at the toilet.
Everyone can see exactly who’s releasing the toxic fumes.
Next time I catch a name badge under the stall door, I’m going to say really loudly: “Oh look, Kevin Thorensen is taking a Sh**!”
AUTHOR’S NOTE:
Mrs. Pig tells me that this post is really inappropriate and gross.
Hey man…not everything can be a happy Excel tip. I have tips for all parts of life – even the ugly bits.
Should Kevin be embarrassed that he’s taking a sh**?
Maybe you’re just poop shy…. ;o)
Or you could, ya know, not drop trow all the way to your ankles. You really only need to bring them down to your knees.
Oh look, Mike Alexander looks under the bathroom stall walls to see who’s on the crapper!
So true. I always make a point to flip my badge around so people can’t see my name. I prefer to be “off the grid” while on the crapper.