Posts Tagged ‘Misc’

Why Companies Skip the Upgrades

March 17th, 2010

The other day, I posted about the release of Office 2010. The comments got me wondering why companies don't upgrade more frequently.

Dan's company, for instance, is just about to jump onto Office 2007 after stewing in Office 2002 for the last 8 years.  Many of you are still using Office 2003.  

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The way I figure it, most companies don't upgrade because of one reason:  The IT Department.  That's right….I said it.  IT Departments.  Of course, I can back this up with lots of anecdotal (he said – she said) evidence.

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Let's do a simple exercise.  Let's go into the mind of an IT Portfolio manager. 

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(cue the dream sequence music…ala Wayne's World)

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Microsoft Office 2010 is coming out with tons of great features.  This version will make make our Office Documents more secure and will integrate with our beloved SharePoint better than ever before.  (IT folks love their SharePoint).

Financially speaking, we can upgrade easily.  Given our super-duper Microsoft Enterprise Licensing agreement, our costs will be minimal.

On the other hand, we do have over 4000 users – and they are IT morons. 

If we push out a new version of Office, they'll complain, they'll screw up the install,  they'll flood the Help-Desk with calls saying moronic things like "my Excel crashed the Firewall".

And who knows how SAP, Essbase, Hyperion, and the other corporate applications will handle the new version of Office?  In the end, the benefits don't outweigh the risks.  No upgrade this year.

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(cue the coming out of dream sequence music)

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So there you are.  You, as the IT Portfolio Manager, have just talked yourself out of upgrading Microsoft Office for another version.  And it's my belief that this entire thought process happens faster than you can say  'Mountain Dew and Sunflower Seeds'.  No meetings needed.

Office 2010 Release Dates

March 15th, 2010

On the Microsoft 2010 Engineering Blog, they've posted this:

"For businesses, we will launch the 2010 set of products, including Office 2010, SharePoint 2010, Visio 2010, and Project 2010 worldwide on May 12."  "For consumers, Office 2010 will be available online and on retail shelves this June."

 

This means if you're company jumps on all the latest Microsoft products, May could be an exciting time for you.  

If you're still languishing in Office 2003, just pretend nothing is happening. 

If you're still on Office 2000, find someone to hug.

The New BadAss Bass

March 12th, 2010

So the boy has been taking guitar lessons for about 2 months now. He's getting pretty good. Pretty soon, I'll send him out to play on the streets for money (like a monkey).

 

Now, I've always wanted to play the Bass guitar. I love the brooding rumble of the bass…I like the walking bass lines…I like the pop slap funky grooves…I like it all. Anyway, the boy (with his guitar playing) has inspired me to finally pick up the Bass. So last night, I went out and bought myself a Fender American Standard Jazz Bass.

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The Case for Access

March 10th, 2010

Amazon says it's official. My new book will be out on April 5th.

This book is written for all you Excel users who know that expanding your skill-set to include Access can make you more productive. I guide you through analytical and reporting benefits of Access, and show you how you can integrate Excel and Access to make your life easier.

 

To celebrate this new arrival, I've decided to post Chapter 1 of this book as today's blog entry. Enjoy!

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Locked Out of Remote Computer

March 3rd, 2010

So I'm working alot with a client through a Remote Desktop Connection.  This is a scenario where I log into a computer remotely using terminal services via the Window Remote Desktop Connection utility.  I'm sure many of you have the same kind of setup with your remote clients.
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Daily Dose of Pig

February 26th, 2010

So there you are – a power user – a veritable guru in your office. Everyone comes to you for training and help. So where do YOU go when you want to enhance your skills? The truth is, there is no training out there that touches your level of skill. All the training you've attended has been a joke.

 

That's why I teamed up with Dick Kusleika (Daily Dose of Excel) to come up the Excel and Access Power User Workshop.

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I Hate Oranges

February 19th, 2010

On his blog, John Walkenbach announces that he hates cupcakes. He says:

"Cupcakes are a waste of effort, and a waste of paper. If I want to eat cake, I'll cut a man-sized piece from a real cake."

I couldn't agree more. I only eat the top part and throw the rest away.

 

I'll take John's lead and announce that I hate oranges.
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Snow Panic in Texas

February 12th, 2010

Over the last couple of days, the Dallas area has experienced a record-breaking snowfall. 12.5 inches at the DFW airport!

Needless to say, everyone here is in complete snow panic mode.
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Bacon Driven Traffic

January 22nd, 2010

So I'm checking my Google Analytics stats, and what do I see? Bacon searches are actually driving traffic to my site.

Here is a portion of my Source Traffic table:

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2010 Live Training Events

January 15th, 2010

It’s that time of year when we start our live training events.  I’m pretty excited about our live events this year.  We’ve got lots of new techniques to share. 

I hope you all can make it to one of these events this year.

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