Today, I engaged in my bi-annual “I love me” exercise. That’s the exercise where you Google your name, follow the links, and hope you read comments about how wonderful you are.
Don’t judge me man…everyone does it.
.Anyway, I Googled my name and I got this:
What the hell? I die?! Apparently Google is telling me I need go on a diet , start exercising, and move to Kansas City or else I die.
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To get better news, I decided to go to Alexa.com to view my stats. Alexa didn't fail me.
Here are my demographic stats.
Apparently I’m loved by all the sexy sexy Excel ladies. Better than that, they all work, and have no children. It would seem that most of my fans seem to be educated promiscuous ladies with lots of money. Ok…maybe not promiscuous
Unfortunately ladies, there is a Mrs. Pig. But if she dies, then I’m all in.
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On another note, I was asked today if I Twitter. Hell no!
Here is my definition of twitter:
Noun: A list of annoying comments without the interesting blogs.
Verb: The attempt at being funny or clever in 144 characters or less; posting nothing but comments without bothering with blog content.
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It’s time to log off now. Mrs. Pig insists on me spending time with the family.
Question: how does Mrs. Pig like being referred to as Mrs. Pig?
I'm not a female but I once had an excelgasim watching one of your tutorials. Just kidding….maybe
wait, wait, wait….it's Friday, I drag myself ALL the way from Idaho to Oregon this morning JUST to get a glimpse of some Excel or Access tip that I can't live without, and I get this?
Google "mike alexander obituary" and if you're feeling lucky you can read all about it. Apparently, Mrs. Pig's real name is Holli.
We'll miss you, Scotty!
I guess I should be offended that Mike actually referred to me as "Mrs. Pig" in my third trimester of pregnancy; unfortunately I stopped taking him seriously years ago.
I just keep him around for those awesome royalty checks. You can't beat $0.45 for every book sold.
Congratulations on the new piglet!
Let us just he/she is not born on a Saturday.
Bob: LOL…very funny.