John Walkenbach sent me a note today:
"Did you see the Excel 2013 help screen for Flash Fill? Who'd you have to sleep with to get your name in there?"
He sent me this screenshot. Yep…I'm in there.
Yes, out of all the names they could have chosen, they chose mine. I'm going to say they chose me for my good looks and talent.
I mean…who else's name would they pick?
John Walkenbach? Too hard to spell.
Dick Kuslieka? Too obscene.
Andy Pope? Not Secular Enough.
Debra Dalgleish? Too Canadian.
Jon Peltier? Too French.
Bill Jelen? Too….Bill Jelen.
Chandoo Duga…Naga…Chapr … ah forget it.
No my friends. I'm the obvious choice.
I told Mrs. Pig that I'm officially famous and that I need an attractive assistant to keep the common rabble away from my person.
She told me to take out the garbage on my way to find one.