Happy New Year nerds! I’m back from the long hibernation. Over the holiday season, I consumed every confection, meat, cheese, starch, and pastry I encountered – I drank Grey Goose until my liver hurt – I slept until 11 am every morning. In short, I was a true American for a month. Now that I’m pre-diabetic and jaundice, it’s time to come back to the real world.
We’ve been under a cold spell for the last few days. At one point, the average temperature across the U.S. was 12 Fahrenheit or -11 for you Celsius fanatics. We’re not used to this. Not like the Canadians who like to drive Ice Trucks – literally.
Check out this truck made of Ice. He’d better not sit in that truck too long or he’ll get Polaroids.
CNN posted a few “It’s So Cold” jokes from their twitter feed.
Here are a few of my favorites.
“It’s so cold my neighbor’s dog crapped in his own yard.”
“It’s so cold I’m spilling McDonald’s coffee on my legs.”
“It’s so cold Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of their thumbs.”
“It’s so cold I’m moving to Salem Massachusetts and becoming a witch.”
I’ll be back tomorrow with a new year’s worth of Excel tips and tricks.