On this blog, Saturday is Bacon recipe day. So no Excel tips and tricks today. Today we learn about bacon.
Daron sent me this recipe for Frozen Peanut Butter Pie with Candied Bacon. This is from Gourmet.com, so Daron is obviously working at a higher standard than I usually do. The site says this about the recipe:
“Candied bacon might seem like the ultimate example of gilding the lily, but it adds a sweet, smoky edge to this already luscious pie. Elvis would be proud.”
Well…if Elvis would be proud, then what are we waiting for? Here is what you’ll need:

- 7 bacon slices (about 6 ounces)
- 3/4 cup sugar, divided
- 1/8 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- About 35 chocolate wafers, finely ground in a blender or food processor (about 2 cups crumbs)
- 3/4 stick unsalted butter, melted
- 1 cup milk
- 1 cup creamy peanut butter (not natural)
- 1/2 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
- 1 1/4 cups chilled heavy cream
- 1/3 cup salted roasted peanuts, finely chopped
Cook bacon (in 2 batches if necessary) in a 12-inch heavy skillet over medium heat, turning once, until lightly browned on edges but still flexible, 5 to 6 minutes total per batch.
Transfer to paper towels to drain.
Pour off fat from skillet and arrange bacon in skillet in 1 layer.
Sprinkle 1/4 cup sugar and cinnamon over bacon and cook over low heat, turning occasionally with tongs, until sugar has dissolved and then caramelized (sugar melts very slowly and burns easily; reduce heat if necessary after sugar begins to caramelize) and coats bacon, 8 to 10 minutes. (Bacon will be dark and look lacquered.) Transfer bacon with tongs to a cutting board to cool.
When bacon is cool, finely chop 5 slices, leaving remaining 2 slices whole.
Stir together wafer crumbs and butter, and then press onto bottom and up side of pie plate. Chill pie shell.
Heat remaining 1/2 cup sugar and milk in a small heavy saucepan over medium heat, stirring until sugar has dissolved.
Remove from heat and whisk in peanut butter and vanilla until combined well, then transfer to a bowl and cool completely in an ice bath, stirring occasionally.
Beat cream with an electric mixer until it just holds stiff peaks, then fold into peanut butter mixture with peanuts and chopped bacon gently but thoroughly.
Transfer filling to pie shell, smoothing top.
Cut remaining 2 bacon slices into 2-inch-long pieces and arrange in a decorative starburst shape in center of pie.
Freeze pie, uncovered, until frozen hard, about 5 hours. Let pie soften slightly in refrigerator before serving, about 30 minutes.
Notes: This pie will definitely help me achieve my goal of 84% body fat.


THank goodness yesterday was ‘Thank an MVP day’, and not today.
I was going to make this, but my heavy metal skillet is 13″ in diameter. It’s probably not worth buying a new skillet. And besides, I’d be VERY tempted to turn that bacon more than once.
John: If you cooked bacon without a shirt on (like I do), you’d only want to turn the bacon one time.
OMG, the bacon recipes are as much about humor as the are about the food. I love them. Please keep them coming. Oh yea, the comments on the blog, they are hilarious too.